Come for the views.
SCOTLAND
Stay for the answer.
A presentation by The Grand & Entirely Real Brigadoon, Stoney Bridge & Burniston Tourist Board â Purveyors of Fictional Destinations & Unsolicited Weather Since 1754 (approximately)
The Question
Every great journey begins with a simple question. Both answers are correct.
Do you want to visit Scotland?
Our Destinations
Three entirely legitimate Scottish destinations, each with their own unique charm and questionable existence.
Brigadoon
Appears once every century. Our TripAdvisor rating is technically outstanding given the sampling frequency.
Next appearance: TBD. Previous visitors report excellent weather and a mild sense of temporal displacement.
Stoney Bridge
Population varies. Sometimes there's a man stuck in a jumper. The pub is excellent.
Home to Scotland's most philosophical shopkeeper and a surprisingly articulate goat.
Burniston
Definitely a real place. We have a leaflet and everything.
Features a church, two rocks of interest, and a sunset that makes strong men weep into their Irn-Bru.
The Official Poster
As seen in absolutely zero airports worldwide.
Immerse Yersel'
Random bits of Scottish culture, served fresh like a deep-fried Mars bar.
Random Scottish Culture Fact
Press the button to discover something about Scotland ye probably didnae know...
Scottish Phrase of the Day
Learn to speak like a local â or at least confuse tourists more effectively...
What Folk Are Saying
Entirely real reviews from definitely real people who definitely visited.
Scotland is calling.
Will You Answer?
Brigadoon Tourist Board. Once in a century opportunity to visit â and also maybe see 'The Whole of The Moon' when you are here.